Jack Dee is an old Symondian so I feel safe in reproducing his entry in this week's Radio Times-
"An ice-cream man was found dead in his van, covered in hundreds and thousands and raspberry syrup. The police reckoned he'd topped himself."
"An ice-cream man was found dead in his van, covered in hundreds and thousands and raspberry syrup. The police reckoned he'd topped himself."
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